things.

....things I do....and things I don't do....

-I pick my split ends. Way too much. My mom tells me my hair is going to completely fall out one of these days.

-I press snooze too many times. They say that if you place your alarm on the other side of the room, it will force you to get up. Not that I have ever done that, but one of my old roommates did and it never worked for her. If it didn't work for her, it ain't gonna work for me.

-I pick my nails when I am nervous. That's why I keep them short.

-I cook. And I've been getting pretty good at it if I do say so myself. My mom recently began cooking these crazy meals...she told my dad she has a tough competitor.

-I comment about EVERYTHING. Sometimes funny. Sometimes honest. Sometimes dumb. But I always have a comment. I am a woman of many words.

-I look at expensive clothing store websites and try to mimic the model's clothing. The only difference is that my clothes come from Target, Old Navy and TJ Maxx and theirs is expensive.

-I drive fast. I have always wanted to be a race car driver so I pretend like I am one.

-I do not sit on public toilet seats. Although research has shown that the toilet seat is the cleanest part of the bathroom, that's just gross. I don't want someone else's butt to come into contact with my own.

-I do not touch cats. No comment.

-I do not bake. Too many times have I messed up recipes and ruined what could have been a little piece of heaven. I have given up on all baking. Plus Panera Bread's anything is amazing.

-I do not like to read instructions. Of any kind. This is the part of my personality...I do not like to be told what to do. I want to figure it out on my own.

-I do not drive more than 5 miles when my empty light is on. I give everyone a hard time for running out of gas so I can never be the one to do it.

-I do not leave the house without my Aquafor. For you non-aquafor users out there, Aquafor is a vasaline like chapstick but 100 times better than vasaline.

-I do not like to sharpen pencils. As a teacher, I feel like sometimes that is all I do and I hate it. The sharpeners always ruin the pencil and I stand there for 5 minutes trying to fix it.

Of course I have more things I like to do and more things I do not like to do. I just can't think of them right now.